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950 Miles In The Books: Day 2 Of Our Cross-Country Adventure

We went from traveling 100 miles on day one to about 900 on day two—started in Fincastle, blew right through Bristol and wound up about an hour outside of Kansas City, MO. Besides the driving, we were able to do some sightseeing in Nashville, and we got to try some St. Louis ribs, of which my mom remarked, “I believe yours are better, Merle” (the man does make some damned good ribs).

In Nashville, we saw the Ryman Theater (OG Grand Ole Opry), the Johnny Cash Museum, and had lunch while listening to live music on Broadway Street. Spending only two hours in a place only gives one a taste of its flavor. However, I’d say I quite like the vibe in Nashville—a juxtaposition of lively glitz and laid back southern comfort, with flashing signs advertising bars and music venues interlard with homemade candy shops, denim and boots stores, and ice cream parlors. If it were a person, it would be Conway Twitty, in his best embroidered, rhinestone pants suit singing “Hello Darlin’.”

We ate at a bar called Rippy’s. We were hungry, and it was the first place we stumbled upon that had live music. Had we walked a bit further down Broadway, we would’ve discovered that nearly every establishment on that street had live music—mostly covers of well-known country songs. The food was decent bar food and the singers good bar singers, though one of the fellas had a bit more spunk in his performance, which we all enjoyed. I also enjoyed the people watching, which included a middle-aged gentleman drinking beer and sketching other patrons, and then giving them his sketches.

With so many live performers on this one street alone, we all wondered how these establishments could afford to pay artists to play at all hours of the day. Well, it’s because they don’t really pay them, or they pay them minimally. All of these singers have tip buckets and they make their money when patrons toss in a few bucks—seemingly only a step up from street performers (which I happen to enjoy, so there is no judgement here). Of course, the patrons aren’t paying a cover to see the live music, so it only makes sense that one would pay the artist directly, and of course, being a “paid by tips” performer in Nashville, the place where country music lives and breathes, is pretty special.


So that was my two hours in Nashville…in a nutshell. Ha. The rest of the day mostly consisted of driving. We made a brief pit stop in St. Louis to get ribs, at Spare No Rib, which were “good but not great,” according to rib-expert Dawn Goolsby. Finding the place was no cake walk either, and at one point we found ourselves down a dead end alley, with the enforcer, Mrs. Goolsby, poised to get her pocketknife. I will say that despite the difficulty in hunting the place down and the ribs not being heaven in the form of pig bones, I liked it. They also served tacos, and their Chorizo taco was one of the best I’ve ever had. Their baked beans were pretty damned good as well.

Not wanting to spend a ton of money on a hotel in the city, we continued the drive, with the goal of making Kansas City, however fatigue got the best of us and we wound up stopping in a sort-of Midwest ghost town, about an hour from Kansas City, and staying at a Super 8 that, in the words of my free spirited, non-judgmental mother, “smelled like pee in some spots,” but had surprisingly clean rooms and amazingly comfy beds.


More to come of our adventures tomorrow!

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